I Await your Song

sketchdeath:

this video is the essence of who i am as a man

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wordsofdiana:

dreamlordmorpheus:

spacelesbians:

Luke saying “you’ll find i’m full of surprises” to Vader before losing his lightsaber and falling down some stairs is such a life mood

its right up there with anakin saying “you underestimate my power” and then proceeding to get all his remaining limbs chopped off by Obi-Wan. like father, like son. 

Star Wars establishes the very real life lesson that a badass line does not guarantee success

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skarchomp:

skarchomp:

i never really thought about it as a kid but as an adult it’s so so funny that the second most politically powerful person on the planet is 14 years old and yet somehow her every order doesn’t lead to complete humiliating failure

fire nation captain: if we try and dock in these conditions there’s a very high chance our boat will be torn to smithereens and we’ll die of either drowning, blunt force trauma by being smashed against rocks, or being picked apart by barracuda-squids

azula:

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ink-the-cryptid:

sturges:

sturges:

sturges:

courier: actually joshua i don’t think we should stick together on this why don’t you go

joshua: no

courier: i really think you should leave

joshua: fuck you

this motherfucker

You’re his npc companion not the other way around

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kineticpenguin:

Judging from my dreams last night, my subconscious is obsessed with America’s crumbling infrastructure, and dinosaurs

scandalousladysuggestion:

be handed a letter by your maid, break the wax seal, read it with dawning understanding and then slowly look up into the middle-distance with an ominous smirk. order your carriage to be prepared at once. 

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